George's grandma

Is Is your grandma warm, cuddly, kind and loving?  Well if she is she's very different to George’s grandma.  

George's Grandma doesn't smile very often, when she does smile it is really scarily at George with her teeth grinding together.  Around her pale brown teeth is her mouth that looks like a dog bottom, and above that sits her witch like nose.

Grandma is an old hag. She says that “you should always grow down not up”. She is a grisly old grunion.

Now if only there was a Medicine that could make that horrible hag disappear.